Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Why won't darwinism kick in yet




Another idiot teenager, Alexa Longueira, avoided being awarded a Darwin award recently when she fell through an open manhole while walking and texting.

"Like, there was no warning about a big, open hole," she said.

It was a big, open manhole.

Alexa tumbled six feet underground and landed in four inches of raw sewage."


Now I'm not what you would call..intelligent, but when walking I have this urge to actually see if I might actually fall or trip over something while I'm spending any time outside the dark sunless room that is my sanctuary.


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